So the Italians have come up with an ingenious design. A Spider robot that crawls around your butt. What? Your probably asking yourself whether they should be allowed to have any sort of modern technology if this is how there going to waste it. Hold on though, this is a good thing. The Spider isn’t actually a Spider, its a tiny robot that the patient swallows, that can be remote controlled by the doctors one it its the lower intestines. The robot does have a camera, so the doctors don’t have to guess when it gets there.
This little robot, does have legs that enable it to move back and forth which gives it the advantage of not being endoscopes for colonoscopy procedures , which some people refuse treatment because they find that to be a bit invasive. This way the spider can do the work from inside, and the patient will have no connection, well with the outside.
The spider pill has not been tested on humans yet, however the trials on pigs are going well. There is no release date on this, probably in about a year the scientists say, but I’m sure if you see a line of old men out side of a doctors clinic, they’ve either got the spider pill, or the doctor hired topless dancers, to work inside the clinic as topless dancers.
Also before I let you go, your probably wondering what happens after there done with the looking and crawling, and the what not. Well the spider pill makes the grandest of exits, “naturally” of course.
