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JoeVaughn — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:09:57 +0000

Germans Know How To Do It…

Philip K. Dick Exegesis Expected Next Year

JoeVaughn — Sat, 01 May 2010 03:27:32 +0000

Finally after years, and years of waiting Philip K. Dicks “Exegesis” is scheduled to be released in 2011. PKD is best known for his novels and “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”, “The Man in the High Castle” and “The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch”. These are his most popular works, despite the fact r the work actually regarding the Exegesis exclusively is Valis. Which for years has been an over looked PKD novel, which I’m sure will gain popularity among the masses that haven’t read any PKD yet.

Mr. Lethem, the author of novels like “Chronic City” and “The Fortress of Solitude,” and who has written frequently on Mr. Dick, said hesitated to describe ”Exegesis” as a work. He described the books as a chronicle of the period in which Mr. Dick “pulled himself together again, as a writer and a human being.” “He’d been launched into outer space by the visions of the early 70s,” Mr. Lethem said, “and he was going to try to come back with the truth – and that, by definition is an impossible task.

Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, got the rights to 39 published works, and are re-releasing those next year as well, so I guess we’ll have a bunch more books with stupid covers, like the last round of PKD books. I collect first edition PKD so I’m to worried about it.

So you’ve read this far. Whats this Exegesis about? Um. PDK had a series of experiences in which he believed he had information transmitted to his mind by a pink beam of light and if you don’t know that its possibly one of the longest works ever written by a human, Google it. They can sum up the crazy awesome shit way faster than I can.

Volume 1 – Expected 2011, Volume 2 Expected 2012

The empire never ended.

Roger L. Easton got in…

JoeVaughn — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:11:24 +0000

Roger L .Easton Genius in Satellite telemetry and timing has finally been inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame. Easton helped develop the MINITRACK the worlds first satellite tacking system, which then turned in to TIMATION. The TIMATION (time navagation) was used to launch 4 experimental satellite tracking system in the 1960′s and 1970′s. The last satellite launched during TIMATION was the first satellite to transmit GPS signals back to us. The technology Easton implemented in his GPS satellites, are still used today. It also helped verify Einsteins theory of relativity. Eaton did eventually retired from the official lab, but he did find time to run for Governor in 1986

“His leap in vision led to the United States’ first satellite tracking network and patent of synchronized timing of spacecraft which became the fundamental basis for GPS.” – Someone…

Now if they let the guy who created the Snuggie in, thats it for that place. Boom

Segways are for wimps. Hello Taurus!

JoeVaughn — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 00:13:32 +0000

I wish I was a plastic seat

The Segway is obviously for geriatric out patients and pussies. The Taurus is made for daily transit, but lets face it is just fucking awesome. The space efficient design built for zero emissions electric motors will not only help you pull in girls, (hope she brought he own, or willing to follow you), but help with crowding parking space problems in large cities, and even the environment.

With all the people with the huge hummers taking up 3 spots, this will be as sweet treat. Have you ever had to parell park a car between a Klondike and a Hummer, not so much fun. This little bad boy could park in alleys, or even on your front porch. I recommend inside if your the paranoid type. You never know when Hulk Hogan is going to come and collect that steroid money you ripped him off from in the 80′s, and disco, your bikes collateral.

You control the Taurus the same way as a Segway. Lean forward or back duh.. If you have an issue with leaning this might not be the product for you aka Drunk ass.

Happy Birthday Nikola!!!

JoeVaughn — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:21:42 +0000

So you know that guy in that magician movie The Prestige with Christian Bale, you know the guy who make’s the duplicating machine for Hugh Jackman. You know. No? Well that’s David Bowie playing Nikola Telsa, and July 10th marks the 153rd birthday for Croatian born inventor, turned genius and greatest inventor of the 20th century. If your not familiar with him, I suggest doing some research to see his life’s ups and down, like how Thomas Edison used him and tried to bankrupt him by using Tesla’s AC generators to electrocute a prisoner and that’s just one example of their battles. Edison sucks and we have no love for him here

Some of his inventions were a telephone repeater, rotating magnetic field principle, polyphase alternating-current system, induction motor, alternating-current power transmission, Tesla coil transformer, wireless communication, radio, fluorescent lights, and more than 700 other patents just to name a few. Lets not forget the plasma gun, and Turbine Generator.

I will also divulge that I do have a Nikola Tesla tattoo. I am extremely proud of it but only a few will ever get to see. You have to know whom he is in order to see. Or get me drunk enough to drop my pants. Hey, It’s on my thigh and they wont let me where daisy dukes out in public anymore. The Japanese police are strict on pasty white thighs. However they are fine with vending machines that sell used schoolgirl underwear. I wonder if America is ready for my used underwear?

Here are some Tesla videos and Happy Birthday Nikola we love you and wish you were still here to make all of our dreams come true, as you were known to do.

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Turn your sound down for the one below…

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CERN Testing Complete…

JoeVaughn — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:28:37 +0000

News from CERN has surfaced. The Large Hadron Collider has gone through stress-testing by the CERN group and others. The object was to gauge its limits. CERN placed the Hadron Collider under tests called Scale Testing for the Experiment Program 2009 in which they loaded as much information through dedicated fiber optical networks to distribute data from CERN to 11 main computer centers in North America, Asia, and Europe. Once its received at these centers its re-disribute to 140 different centers in 33 countries. The LHC data is processes and managed and the most recent tests completed June 30th and lasted about 2 weeks.

The latest test was designed to break the LHC says Ian Bird, who was the the leader of the project. While the LHC is set up to handle 1.3 gigabyte a second. The test pushed the limits to 4 gigabytes per second, a limit in which the LHC would never reach. The LHC was never broken during testing. The data from the experiments running at CERN also included analysis from Atlas particle accelerator. These linked to the LHC and were processed according to the grid .

CERN is scheduled to restart in October, which halted the LHC from successfully completing its run last September. The problem was due to faulty welding which caused liquid nitrogen to seep into the chamber and was heated and expanded. Right now LHC is shut down, and no data is going through any of its systems. There may be more tests before the launch of LHC, however at this time there is non scheduled.

Personally I can not wait for this to get up and running. No the world will not suck its self into a black hole. Lets get that God atom outta there and sell it on ebay. I bet the Creationist Museum buys it and says its a trick of the devil.