I wish I was a plastic seat

The Segway is obviously for geriatric out patients and pussies. The Taurus is made for daily transit, but lets face it is just fucking awesome. The space efficient design built for zero emissions electric motors will not only help you pull in girls, (hope she brought he own, or willing to follow you), but help with crowding parking space problems in large cities, and even the environment.

With all the people with the huge hummers taking up 3 spots, this will be as sweet treat. Have you ever had to parell park a car between a Klondike and a Hummer, not so much fun. This little bad boy could park in alleys, or even on your front porch. I recommend inside if your the paranoid type. You never know when Hulk Hogan is going to come and collect that steroid money you ripped him off from in the 80′s, and disco, your bikes collateral.

You control the Taurus the same way as a Segway. Lean forward or back duh.. If you have an issue with leaning this might not be the product for you aka Drunk ass.

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Well it seems that Left 4 Dead 2′s is not kosher for the Aussies. The content exceeds the allowable rating of MA15+. Any game the goes above this is basically considered banned.

From the offical Austrian report  “The game contains realistic, frenetic, and unrelenting violence which is inflicted upon “the Infected” who are living humans infected with a rabies-like virus that causes them to act violently. The player can choose from a variety of weapons including pistols, shotguns, machine guns, and sniper rifles. However, it is the use of the “melee” weapons such as the crowbar, axe, chainsaw and Samurai sword which inflict the most damage. These close-in attacks cause copious amounts of blood spray and splatter, decapitations and limb dismemberment as well as locational damage where contact is made to the enemy which may reveal skeletal bits and gore.” So this basically means Austrialia won’t allow it citizens to play it. This is coming from the country that has insane gun control laws so not surprising.

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So most of you have been seeing this site being half done, or different everytime you stopped by to catch some news. We’ll its done. Although the archives don’t work. Go figure, your not interested in the past, but the future anyways. So here is the new sight and I spent about 15 hours total getting it to look the way it does. I just thought it could use an updated look as we grow. So as the new posts goes up from here on out. I thought I’d show a video from the past, while we say hello to the future. Hi future…

Click here to view the embedded video.

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Because 2 cock pits just isn't enough.

We all remember that Virgin Megastore Gazillionare that has way too much money with his dreams of space.  I’m pretty sure he makes, Master P (in his prime), Baby, and Eminem bank accounts look like there federal funded.  The one and only Sir Richard Branson. We’ll Virgin is back at it again. This time unveiling the WhiteKnightTwo.  They are still pushing for space tourism. I know I’d like to be in space during the rapture.  I have my ticket for the 20th of December 2012. Get up there a day early and miss the rush.  This shot is basically for promo purpose for the plane that will debut next month at the Virgin Galactic Spaceport America groundbreaking ceremony. This guy in so inventive he gets Mariah Carey to chill at his own island. So I’m sure space travel isn’t that far off from this eccentric baller.

Welcome to Eccentric Ballin' 101.

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He's so cute.

The Japanese have finally done it. They have created a chemical gel that can walk like an inchworm. They have debuted this marvelously scary feat in there Japanese robotics laboratory.

Shingo Maeda and colleagues have made the color changing, motile substance by combining polymers that change size depending on their chemical environment.  This is based off of BZ ( Belousov-Zhabotinsky Reaction). Basically it means it can move without electricity. It moves by its self.  It looks cool. I’ll be watching this develop being that I’m a huge fan of BZ.  It basically like an organic robot. Wait isn’t that a human?

The BZ reaction is one of a class of chemical systems in which the concentration of one or more compounds periodically increases and decreases. As well as producing stunning patterns , it can even be used to perform calculations using a dish containing the pulsing patterns as a chemical brain.

The Polymers used in the gel shrink and grow in response to ruthenium bipyridine ions, alternately losing and gaining electrons in the cyclical reaction. That effect has been known for some time, but hasn’t been used to make a self-locomoting material on such a scale before, says Maeda.

“In previous work, the displacement of the mechanical oscillation of the gel was very small in comparison with the gel size,” he told New Scientist.

Maeda and colleagues created a gel that magnifies the small changes in size by building tension into it. That produces its curved shape as well as amplifying the material’s response to the oscillating reaction inside itself.

The gel shown in the video above is able to move thanks to a notched surface. But Maeda is now working on a new version that lies flat on a normal surface and moves using a peristaltic motion, like an earthworm or snail.

Go Gel, its your birthday.

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You can't afford me.

A man was charged 62,000 dollars to download the movie Wall-E while on a trip down to Mexico. The man’s newphew pestered him to get it so he gave in and downloaded the movie via 3g to his laptop. The unnamed carrier of the 3g sent the bill to the man, the man contested and they happily dropped the charges to $17,000.  This case is still not settled. The man by the name of Albert, is planning on fighting the charge. At my last count a gig of international bandwith didn’t cost $1000.  This of course is coming from the same companies that charge up the you know, for text messages which take up about .01 percent bandwith.

Eva can i borrow $17,000?

So get use to getting screwed in the pooch if you don’t have international roaming. Also never listen to your nephews. They probably work for the cell carrier and are just trying to get your money.

You've reached your 3g provider.

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Sony has decided to update there old E-series Walkman which at this time will only be available in Japan.  The amazing thing I notice is the 28 hour playback feature with a full charge. There will be 3 dirent models avaiable an 8 gig, 4 gig, 2 gig.

The audio player will still play .mp3, ATRAC, .wma, .aac, and .wav.  They have kept the 3 line OLED from there B-series.  Sony’s new E series will have interchangeable skins to fit your mood.  The interchangeable skins have been called “Style Up Panels”, and they appear to have quite a few to be available for its release on May 16, 2009.

The price will range between $132-$81 based on the model you choose.  Sony has decided to throw in a pair of EX driver head phones,  which will work off the Clear Bass, and Clear Channel Sound which are built in features in the E-series.  Over all it looks likes its going to be pretty good.  The one down side is theres no date for when its going to be available in the US.

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We’re back.  and I’m glad.

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