Fifth Element’s Stones for sale…

Where the fifth one? Oh yeah.

So the Fifth Element stones are now coming in September 2009. The good news is you already know how to use them, just keep them on you in case you find your self the only savior of the planet. Good luck finding the fifth element. Thats going to be all you. If your as clever as Korben Dallas this shouldn’t be a big deal though. If anyone knows where I can purchase Mila Jovovich to hang out with me till the end times. Please message immediately before I spend the $250 bucks on these stones. Maybe she can get me a discount. Now with the three clams from Demolition man is a mystery that will never be solved. Perhaps the new fifth element is the iPhone, so I’m going to use mine and dial into the future and talk to Japan. I can do that.

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1 Comments For This Post

  1. ihrtseo Says:

    LOL at the alt. But there is no way the 5 elements should be for sale before the illumination is released on the 15th. Mr brown does have one thing right and that’s mkting but a woman is not 5 it’s light and u can hold that in the palm of your hand via the dog and bone :) . Love is merely the 6th element and some men need a redheaded woman for that! I just need a hot blond :)

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