Bullocks. This isn't the soup aisle.
So the UK government in not one, but three different centers have been developing a digital way to help the disabled and geriatric shopping crowds. WOW this is a great idea. Lets give people who can barely turn on the “tele” a little tiny screen that will probably speak to them and make them squint even more. Its not that they don’t already pay enough attention as they cruise the supermarket as they push their carts like they drive. Slow and will turn into you unexpectedly. They are calling it “supermarket satellite navigation system” SSNV. Its suppose to help elderly people who routinely get confused in the grocery store. Yeah. This has to be the dumbest idea I have heard of since clear Pepsi. These people get confused because they don’t pay attention. Just have a big sign to the fiber aisle and where the Depends are located, and then let them loose. I can just imagine two old people on the same aisle looking for different products getting frustrated. Due to the fact that each others SSNV is talking at the same time. That sounds like pursues will be flying or dentures will be removed for a fist fight. The greatest thing is new development is coming from the same center that is developing a sensor system for the kitchen for Alzheimer’s patients packed with hidden sensors and projectors. Yeah because the last thing I want is an Alzheimer’s patient wondering around a house with knifes. I’m waiting for them to develop a shooting range for the mentally disturbed. Bloody Hell.
I want access to GPS, and Knifes, and Crack.
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