So you know that guy in that magician movie The Prestige with Christian Bale, you know the guy who make’s the duplicating machine for Hugh Jackman. You know. No? Well that’s David Bowie playing Nikola Telsa, and July 10th marks the 153rd birthday for Croatian born inventor, turned genius and greatest inventor of the 20th century. If your not familiar with him, I suggest doing some research to see his life’s ups and down, like how Thomas Edison used him and tried to bankrupt him by using Tesla’s AC generators to electrocute a prisoner and that’s just one example of their battles. Edison sucks and we have no love for him here

Some of his inventions were a telephone repeater, rotating magnetic field principle, polyphase alternating-current system, induction motor, alternating-current power transmission, Tesla coil transformer, wireless communication, radio, fluorescent lights, and more than 700 other patents just to name a few. Lets not forget the plasma gun, and Turbine Generator.

I will also divulge that I do have a Nikola Tesla tattoo. I am extremely proud of it but only a few will ever get to see. You have to know whom he is in order to see. Or get me drunk enough to drop my pants. Hey, It’s on my thigh and they wont let me where daisy dukes out in public anymore. The Japanese police are strict on pasty white thighs. However they are fine with vending machines that sell used schoolgirl underwear. I wonder if America is ready for my used underwear?

Here are some Tesla videos and Happy Birthday Nikola we love you and wish you were still here to make all of our dreams come true, as you were known to do.

Turn your sound down for the one below…

Can buy “adult films” and tobacco products but still can not legally purchase a fire arm, or liquor. Probably why we haven’t seen any Gameboy related attacks.

Nintendo’s GameBoy just celebrated it’s 20th birthday. (Applause).  Now I’m not sure about you, but I had more than enough time wasted on this hand held sensation.  I remember when it came out, and I have been in love with it ever since. Sure my Gray brick died years ago, but I still have it. Bought a smaller one, but just wasn’t the same.  I’ve grown up just as the gameboy has. Enter stage left: DS lite, and DSIware.  Hopefully after 20 years we’ll see some major innovations with the Nintendo line. and Happy Birthday Gameboy. You gave me more pleasure than any women ever has and you never complained.  I thank you.  and I love you. still.

Please come home. I miss you. <3