So I ran acroos this video and thought I’d share it with all you MLGs. Its a german video, and boy do they know how to get my attention. Watch the whole thing. It is amazing.

Update:  Not available on the App Store as of now. Apparently its too adult for the iPhone. Not for me!

So now there is “porn” on the iPhone thanks to Allen Leung. Well its not exactly porn, more like topless pictures of females. The developer of Hottest Girls uploaded the pictures because Apple now lets you decide if you want adult content from the app store. Perhaps Job’s little hospital stint left him feeling a bit lonely after staring at his nurses all day. I say it’s a small step in the right direction. The iPhone 3.0 lets you filter out “adult” content, with its parental option. This is just a small step of what people can and can not view on the iPhone. I’m still waiting for open source, but I’m not holding my breath and I’ll even settle for Flash.

Being an iPhone user I’m extremely happy this has taken place. It’s my belief that no one should be censored and this important step in the Apple community. This does come with a +17 rating, but some people need to be warned. Which is fair. Ok, Ok. Now for the pictures. These are censored, I don’t need any mom’s of the little MLG’s yelling at me because I don’t know how to code a you must be +17 to view this post. Before the e-mails come in I know you could look at adult sites, or upload pictures to your iPhone, or save them on the phone. This is just about the first application to say “Hey I have daddy issue’s and Apple says its cool”. Ok, now let them roll in.

These are screen shots from my iPhone.

So apparently looking at porn makes you a hacker. According to an Ohio State court. A man from Ohio was given a 15 month sentence for “hacking” his work computer to look and upload nude pictures of himself to “adult websites”.  Some of these pictures he viewed were of people involved in sexual acts. (oh my)

I'm a Mac...I'm a sexual Devient whos proffient at work.

This “hacker” spent over 100 hours uploading and viewing these pictures while at work. It was proven that it never managed to interfere with his deadline, or work quality. But damn it, he’s not being a zombie for the man. So the police got involved and he was deemed a hacker. We’ll lets face it, cops and the computers don’t really go hand in hand. Maybe upper level cops, like the FBI, but the county sheriff isn’t exactly know for his computer crime solving skills.

The current Ohio hacking law states that “No person, in any manner and by any means, including, but not limited to, computer hacking, shall knowingly gain access … to any computer … without the consent of, or beyond the scope of the express or implied consent of, the owner of the computer … or other person authorized to give consent.” Although he was given consent to use the computer, the court believes that Wolf’s personal activities constituted as “beyond the scope of the express or implied consent,” thus being able to prosecute him with a hacking conviction.

Wolf’s lawyer said this is being treated so differently is because its a borderline sex offense. If he was viewing cats on Roombas no one would care. Although. I think i did see a website for cats on… Nevermind off the topic. Oh yeah he has to pay $5000. But at least he’ll be able to show off his naked body to anybody in Prison.

Moral: Don’t look at porn, and get your job efficiently. It makes it harder to claim insanity if you can do you job efficiently.