Ravage I'm coming for you. Someone please remove this cord.

So you pre-ordered the Decepticon USB Tranformer. Finally after a long wait… Um 2 days? The release of the pre-order Trypticon Transforming Lazer Mouse. Thats right geeks, now you can battle your USB against your mouse to a fight that will never end. Like the Spiderman Movies.

This little guy will cost you about 60 bucks, hey you already spent 50 on a USB drive, and now you can have endless fun with the both. Or at least convince your kids your not a total geek, your still hip and cool. Granted your still not a virgin, and actual some poor girl bear your seed. Ha. Were geeks we “make every girl in the area pregnant.” – Jermaine. What. Um. What?

You should know I'm trying to correct this.

Its finally here. The day I’ve dreamed of since I was like 14. A USB that would transform. Not just transform, but transform into a Transformer.  Ravage is the first to roll out in this line of Transformer USB flash drives.  He’s the awesome one that transforms into the cassette recorder and an Tripredacus Agent.  For our younger readers, that’s a tape desk.  Ravage is a Decepticon but that’s no reason to hate. You know you want one.  I know I’ve battled my other flash drives. They always try to have battled for supremacy but never officially.  However now it’s officially on.

Ravage 2 gig, selling for 49.95, and the pre odre is already sold out.