I wish I was a plastic seat

The Segway is obviously for geriatric out patients and pussies. The Taurus is made for daily transit, but lets face it is just fucking awesome. The space efficient design built for zero emissions electric motors will not only help you pull in girls, (hope she brought he own, or willing to follow you), but help with crowding parking space problems in large cities, and even the environment.

With all the people with the huge hummers taking up 3 spots, this will be as sweet treat. Have you ever had to parell park a car between a Klondike and a Hummer, not so much fun. This little bad boy could park in alleys, or even on your front porch. I recommend inside if your the paranoid type. You never know when Hulk Hogan is going to come and collect that steroid money you ripped him off from in the 80′s, and disco, your bikes collateral.

You control the Taurus the same way as a Segway. Lean forward or back duh.. If you have an issue with leaning this might not be the product for you aka Drunk ass.