Ravage I'm coming for you. Someone please remove this cord.

So you pre-ordered the Decepticon USB Tranformer. Finally after a long wait… Um 2 days? The release of the pre-order Trypticon Transforming Lazer Mouse. Thats right geeks, now you can battle your USB against your mouse to a fight that will never end. Like the Spiderman Movies.

This little guy will cost you about 60 bucks, hey you already spent 50 on a USB drive, and now you can have endless fun with the both. Or at least convince your kids your not a total geek, your still hip and cool. Granted your still not a virgin, and actual some poor girl bear your seed. Ha. Were geeks we “make every girl in the area pregnant.” – Jermaine. What. Um. What?

You should know I'm trying to correct this.